My Little Space on Earth

My Little Space on Earth http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/ Mon, 8 Sep 2008 15:11:34 -0000 Fri, 4 Apr 2008 17:35:05 -0000 My Little Space on Earth http://images.zorrongiant.multiply.com/logo http://zorrongiant.multiply.com 100 100 Cute animal! What could be worst than if you look like this? http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/photos/album/10/Cute_animal Fri, 4 Apr 2008 17:35:05 -0000 STOP CHILD ABUSE NOW (PLS FORWARD THIS) <A href="http://debbypet.multiply.com/journal/item/22/Stop_Child_Abuse" rel=bookmark>Stop Child Abuse</A> Mar 23, '08 3:11 PM for everyone <IMG class=alignmiddleb src="http://images.dulcepericulum.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/R@aYZwoKCDoAACF8tno1/image0011.jpg?et=NU59Tr%2BXN4wr%2BtipdDK7mA&nmid=" border=0>BLUE RIBBON AGAINST CHILD ABUSE pass it on please!! My name is Sarah I am but three, my eyes are swollen I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad, what else could have made my daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, then maybe my Mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong or else I'm locked up all the day long. When I awake I'm all alone the house is dark my folks aren't home. When my Mommy does come I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car my daddy is back from Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse my name he calls I press myself against the wall. I try and hide from his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words, he says its my fault that he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more, I finally get free and I run for the door. He's already locked it and I start to bawl, he ta... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/45/STOP_CHILD_ABUSE_NOW_PLS_FORWARD_THIS Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:20:44 -0000 Wait 4 the perfect man! <IMG class=photoimg id=photoimg height=500 src="http://images.styxandstones.multiply.com/image/5/photos/38/500x500/2/waiting%20for%20the%20perfect%20man.jpg?et=A%2Cmk7j6s9PvoFwrsI3fmVw&nmid=86597320" width=353> I just know he'll be here.... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/44/Wait_4_the_perfect_man Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:30:36 -0000 Special High Intensity Training In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.   If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.   Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.) Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).   Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.   If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a j... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/43/Special_High_Intensity_Training Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:17:17 -0000 Think Australian An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him some attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in A... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/42/Think_Australian Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:42:47 -0000 Mr. Turner Brown TURNER BROWN    A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inches dick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The little white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and shakes him to bring him round. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weight 350 pounds, I have a 20 inches dick, my left testicle weights 3 pounds, my right testicle weights 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."   The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!.....Oh sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!!!!! http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/41/Mr._Turner_Brown Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:34:41 -0000 Man with Ostrich The man with the ostrich    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, chips and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. That will be $9.40 please," she says and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, chips and a coke."   The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."   Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact amount.    For a while this becomes routine until the two enter again later in the week.   "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this time it's a treat, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man. "Yep! Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $24.60." ... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/40/Man_with_Ostrich Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:32:59 -0000 Installing husband 1.0 <H5 align=center>Installing Husband 1.0 </H5> Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do ???? Signed, Desperate =========================== Dear Desperate: First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application wo... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/39/Installing_husband_1.0 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:14:12 -0000 Sexy Shorties A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?" <IMG height=30 src="http://www.tiggysribticklers.com/images/curley_md_wht.gif" width=30 border=0> Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?" <IMG height=30 src="http://www.tiggysribticklers.com/images/curley_md_wht.gif" width=30 border=0> Three guys are discussing women. "I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says. The second says, "I like to look at a woman's ass." He then asks the third guy, "What about you?" "Me? I prefer to see the top of her head." http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/38/Sexy_Shorties Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:46:04 -0000 The Why's of Men The Why's of Men   1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius)     2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?      (they don't have enough time)     3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)     5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)    And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/37/The_Whys_of_Men Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:43:46 -0000 Jokes    'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'  'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.   -----------------------------------------------   Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?  A: A rumor    -----------------------------------------------------------    Dear Lord,  I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.  AMEN    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do little boys whine?  A: They are practicing to be men.  -----------------------------------------------   Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for ... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/36/Jokes Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:39:30 -0000 One Hole Behind <BIG>A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said "Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on." </BIG> <BIG>She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6." </BIG> <BIG>He thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back nine he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. "I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on." </BIG> <BIG>She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13." </BIG> <BIG>Again he thanked her and continued playing golf. </BIG> <BIG>When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living. "I'm in sales." </BIG> <BIG>He replied "no kidding so am I. What do you sell?" </BIG> <BIG>She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not ... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/35/One_Hole_Behind Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:36:03 -0000 Strange Journey A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other  people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.  Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.  At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."  I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married."  "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed!  "Good," she replied... "Get your own f*cking blanket."  After a stunned moment of silence, he farted and fell asleep. http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/34/Strange_Journey Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:31:16 -0000 Best Ass In Town A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. <BIG>He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: 'PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.' </BIG> <BIG>The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: 'PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.' </BIG> <BIG>The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: 'BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.' </BIG> <BIG>This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: '... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/33/Best_Ass_In_Town Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:30:26 -0000 Crotch Shoot A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. <BIG>He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin in every way."</BIG> <BIG>The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."</BIG> <BIG>So he took  four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art.</BIG> <BIG>The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw them. </BIG> <BIG>She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."</BIG> <BIG>He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, "Look at this, it's still in the crate!"</BIG> http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/32/Crotch_Shoot Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:28:22 -0000 Father and Son Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are condoms, son.  Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively, "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks: "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied: "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March..... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/31/Father_and_Son Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:09:10 -0000 A Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it? " Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Tommy, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/30/A_Polite_Way_to_Pee Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:57:52 -0000 The Nun in The Taxi A cabbie picks up a Nun.  She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver  won't stop staring at her.    She asks him why he is staring.  He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you”. She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.  When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me" the cab driver replies.     She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"  "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley.”  The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.    But when they get back o... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/29/The_Nun_in_The_Taxi Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:53:46 -0000 Recipie For a Perfect Marriage 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California, and mine is in Kentucky. 3. I take my wife everywhere.... But she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands.  If I let go, she shops.     6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said 'There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!'  So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was.??  She told me, 'In the lake.' 8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.? 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too late for the garbage?'  The driver s... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/28/Recipie_For_a_Perfect_Marriage Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:25:39 -0000 Car Crash A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but I'm afraid you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything seems to be OK, but there is a bit of bad news and I'm going to break it to you as gently as I can.... Your Willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it. The bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on, We've checked your insurance and you've actually got £9,000 compensation coming to you and the good news is that we have the technology now to build you a new Willy that will work just as well as your old one, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It is one thousand pounds an inch. The bloke perks up a bit at this So it's a simple decision,' the doctor says, You need to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch Willy ... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/26/Car_Crash Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:23:06 -0000 Jewish Samurai Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai Warrior. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two! "What a skillful feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you can do." The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* *Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered! "Ah-h-h, that is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?" Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing a fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh!* flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room and the fly let out a high pitched... http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/journal/item/25/Jewish_Samurai Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:22:04 -0000 peace on earth http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/photos/album/5/peace_on_earth Sun, 3 Feb 2008 05:29:06 -0000 Humor http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/photos/album/4/Humor Fri, 1 Feb 2008 13:38:05 -0000 Zorro, when he's 4months old. he's completely different from his older http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/photos/album/3/Zorro_when_hes_4months_old. Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:44:14 -0000 New Music 3 http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/music/item/5/New_Music_3 Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:08:54 -0000 Zorro,Giant,Pocky,Hero,Bruno and Ringgo Zorro and Giant(german shepherd) are my dogs, Pocky(Pug), Ringgo & Hero is my mother in law's dog, Bruno is my brother in law's http://zorrongiant.multiply.com/photos/album/2/ZorroGiantPockyHeroBruno_and_Ringgo Mon, 7 Jan 2008 13:50:29 -0000