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 | STOP CHILD ABUSE NOW (PLS FORWARD THIS)
Posted on Mar 24, '08 6:20 AM for everyone
" Stop Child Abuse Mar 23, '08 3:11 PMfor everyone BLUE RIBBON AGAINST CHILD ABUSE pass it on please!! My name is Sarah I am but three, my eyes are swollenI cannot see. I must ..."
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 | Wait 4 the perfect man!
Posted on Mar 23, '08 4:30 AM for everyone
" I just know he'll be here.... "
| 4 |
| Special High Intensity Training
Posted on Mar 20, '08 9:17 AM for everyone
"In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High ..."
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| Think Australian
Posted on Mar 20, '08 8:42 AM for everyone
" An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks intoa bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, andnotices his accent. Over the co..."
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| Mr. Turner Brown
Posted on Mar 20, '08 8:34 AM for everyone
" TURNER BROWN A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at ..."
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| Man with Ostrich
Posted on Mar 20, '08 8:32 AM for everyone
" The man with the ostrich A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, chips and ..."
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| Installing husband 1.0
Posted on Mar 20, '08 8:14 AM for everyone
"Installing Husband 1.0 Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance - particularly in th..."
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| Sexy Shorties
Posted on Mar 20, '08 7:46 AM for everyone
"A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No sir, but do yo..."
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| The Why's of Men
Posted on Mar 20, '08 7:43 AM for everyone
"The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? &nbs..."
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| Jokes
Posted on Mar 20, '08 7:39 AM for everyone
" 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?..."
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| One Hole Behind
Posted on Mar 20, '08 7:36 AM for everyone
" A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said "Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on." She told him "Yo..."
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| Strange Journey
Posted on Mar 20, '08 7:31 AM for everyone
" A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Thou..."
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| Best Ass In Town
Posted on Mar 20, '08 7:30 AM for everyone
"A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local ..."
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| Crotch Shoot
Posted on Mar 20, '08 7:28 AM for everyone
"A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it..."
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| Father and Son
Posted on Mar 20, '08 7:09 AM for everyone
"Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, D..."
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| A Polite Way to Pee
Posted on Mar 20, '08 6:57 AM for everyone
"During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young l..."
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| The Nun in The Taxi
Posted on Mar 20, '08 6:53 AM for everyone
"A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.&n..."
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| Recipie For a Perfect Marriage
Posted on Mar 20, '08 6:25 AM for everyone
"1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds.Hers is ..."
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| Car Crash
Posted on Mar 20, '08 4:23 AM for everyone
"A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.Now you probably won't remember, but I'm afraid you were..."
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| Jewish Samurai
Posted on Mar 20, '08 4:22 AM for everyone
"Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai Warrior. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish S..."
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